shoot to kill in



South Africa


Willy's Ostrich Ride



The way it used to be (and sometimes still is), you went out to Africa and hired a resident White Hunter plus Bearers who beated around the bush to scare some unfortunate witless animal ('Dumb Brute') out of its wits - then you had a pot-shot. The White Hunter was right next to you to finish the animal's death throes off, then you took home Skin and Head as trophies, under and on which you might seduce chicks asinine enough to be impressed by your bragging. Who cares? A good fuck is a succeeded copulation. As long as you have the money to spend. Anyway, at night the White Hunter probably beated around your wife's bush, so it all came out even in the end and in the wash.





These days you're supposed to go out and sit in the back of a Land Rover driven by some character who takes you to the AlcoHoles where the animals gather to swap neighborhood gossip and other dirty stories. You're also supposed to get all excited when you get to see a lion, much farther off than you'd see him in a zoo, and start snapping your cock shutter like a maniac. Only a few years back, Kodak made a fortune on all those blurry shots of lions on clumps of grain, but now it's all digital and you come home with just as blurry shots of a lion on one pixel. The animals may get just as frightened, but at least they'll get off with their skins intact.

cute dolphin

cute whale

cute dolphin

If you start searching for whale pictures, you'll find hundreds of whale's tails; I remember having seen only one head shot.
No doubt they laugh their potbellies off when safely under water. We see 'em all the time... Sure, sure.

cute flamingos

cute zebra

cute caterpillar

What fun! Look at them suckers run!

Cute l'il squoils, straight out of cartoons

cute doggie	cute doggie	cute doggie
cute doggie	cute doggie	cute doggie

At first you can't see 'em - then, they're all over! Cute Dassies: great poohluters.

Now I'm talking! Bokkies. Cute too, and also great for braais and biltong.

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Sorry, couldn't possibly let go by this chance to quote Groucho Marx.





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